Three Sneaker Thieves Commit World’s Dumbest Crime To Land Them In Jail*~

The Chicago Tribune reports, During a meetup to trade sneakers. Three boys created the most brilliant plan of all time to rob a 15 year old of his two pairs of Jordans, which according to the Police were worth $100 and $50 each. Read more of the retarded scheme after the jump.
 The scheme was for one boy, Jaime Muniz to drop his two friends (Marshall & Jarry) off around the corner prior to the transaction, then have them come around in time to rob a 15 year old who met Jaime off the internet. Here’s the plot twist, the two friends were ordered to rob Jaime Muniz (the head of the operation) and take money from his pockets so it looked like he was the victim too… But wait there’s more! Not only did the two friends rob the 15 year old boy of his two pairs of Jordans as well as fake rob their friend Jaime Muniz, but the next step in the masterful plan was for Jaime to flag down police to report the robbery! While Jaime was reporting the theft, Marshall and Jarry fled by foot. Little did Jaime know, the Police took his account very serious and brought out the police dogs to find the culprits. Both friends were eventually found by Police and upon further investigation it was concluded that all three boys where in on the scheme. #YallAreStupidAsHELL